It's not a fact - not the truth - it's how we call it!
This is how we call it
STOP! If you are under the age of 18, close your browser and then go ask your parents why they don't love you enough to keep you from surfing the internet to sites with names like FuckinRetard.com.
If you're over 18, feel free to look around.
Attention! Achtung! Ar Aire! Chuuihou! Atención!
If you're easily offended, you shouldn't go to sites with names like FuckinRetard.com. If you're a partisan gobshite with tunnel-vision or a humorless twit that can't appreciate satire or an elitist intellectual who thinks they're above the unwashed masses, we don't know how you ended up here but you are, by all means, welcome. However, don't be surprised when you find yourself and/or those like you the target of our juvenile wit and criticism. Rest assured that when we're not poking fun at ourselves, we'll definitely be coming after you and the things you care about because your sacred cows make the best burgers. Don't say we didn't warn you.
And one last thing, don't start whining to us about the name of this site. It ain't a reference to the mentally handicapped. We actually like the mentally handicapped because they're mostly honest and sincere. The name of the site is refers to the rest of us who don't have an excuse for our moronic behavior- we are the Fuckin' Retards.
