Hello? Is there anybody there? *ch*ch*ch*ch*...*hah*hah*hah*hah*
Spill your guts, mates! We promise to read yer comments but make no promises aboot responding. It's not personal, we're just lazy.
First, the FAQs:
Will you add my link to your link page?Only if we like it. We don't do link exchanges just for the sake of doing link exchanges.
Will you add a button to my site on your blog page?
It's possible but those buttons are just whatever we feel like putting there.
Can I e-mail you pictures of me and/or my significant other(s) naked?
Of course. But only if they are really real, not some crap you downloaded. Jpgs only and don't .zip 'em. Note: Send us any pics of kids and we'll make sure a vigilante group we know pays you a visit. That's NOT a joke.
If I send you said pictures will you post them?
Only if you want us to and only if we're not feeling too lazy to. It's nothing personal.
Will you give out or sell my contact info?
Shit no! We respect an individual's right to privacy.
How can I contribute?
Click a banner and buy some porn or a shirt! This thing doesn't make us any money, it costs us money. We do it it for the personal satisfaction we so frequently lack in meatspace.
What the fuck is "meatspace"?
The real world, you fucking genius!
